Chris Rock – What do Women Want?

(Taken from his HBO special “Bigger and Blacker” from 1999)

 

Love the women, man.

Women, women, women.

What do y’all want?

WHAT THE FUCK DO Y’ALL WANT?

Do you know what you want?

Do you know where you’re going to?

Do you like the things that life is showing you?

Do you know?

WHAT THE FUCK DO WOMEN WANT?

I know what you want– everything.

That’s every woman’s answer– everything.

WOMEN WANT EVERY FUCKING THING.

Women act like life IS JUST A BIG SALE.

THEY WANNA GET THE MOST fuck before things close down.

THAT’S WHAT fuck LIFE IS To a woman–everything.

You know what men want?

Do you know what men want?

Food, sex, silence–that’s it.

That’s it.

Food, sex, silence.

FEED ME, fuck ME, SHUT THE fuck UP.

Our goals seem very attainable, don’t they?

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